The Three Lions Be Warned: Terminally Obsessed Labuschagne Goes To the Fundamentals

Labuschagne carefully spreads butter on each surface of a slice of white bread. “That’s the key,” he explains as he closes the lid of his sandwich grill. “Boom. Then you get it golden on each side.” He lifts the lid to reveal a golden square of pure toasted goodness, the gooey cheese happily sizzling within. “So this is the secret method,” he announces. At which point, he does something unexpected and strange.

At this stage, you may feel a layer of boredom is beginning to cover your eyes. The alarm bells of elaborate writing are going off. You’re probably aware that Labuschagne made 160 runs for Queensland Bulls this week and is being eagerly promoted for an Australian Test recall before the Ashes.

No doubt you’d prefer to read more about that. But first – you now realise with an anguished sigh – you’re going to have to get through several lines of wobbling whimsy about toasties, plus an further tangential section of tiresome meta‑deconstruction in the second person. You groan once more.

Marnus transfers the sandwich on to a dish and moves toward the fridge. “Few try this,” he announces, “but I genuinely enjoy the grilled sandwich chilled. Done, in the fridge. You get that cheese to harden up, head to practice, come back. Alright. It’s ideal.”

Back to Cricket

Okay, to cut to the chase. Shall we get the match details to begin with? Quick update for making it this far. And while there may only be six weeks until the initial match, Labuschagne’s 100 runs against Tasmania – his third of the summer in all cricket – feels significantly impactful.

This is an Australian top order clearly missing form and structure, exposed by South Africa in the Test championship decider, highlighted further in the Caribbean afterwards. Labuschagne was left out during that trip, but on a certain level you sensed Australia were desperate to rehabilitate him at the earliest chance. Now he appears to have given them the right opportunity.

This represents a strategy Australia must implement. The opener has a single hundred in his last 44 knocks. Konstas looks hardly a Test match opener and more like the good-looking star who might portray a cricketer in a Bollywood epic. No other options has shown convincing form. One contender looks cooked. Marcus Harris is still inexplicably hanging around, like dust or mold. Meanwhile their captain, Pat Cummins, is hurt and suddenly this seems like a surprisingly weak team, short of command or stability, the kind of natural confidence that has often put Australia 2-0 up before a match begins.

Labuschagne’s Return

Enter Marnus: a leading Test player as just two years ago, freshly dropped from the ODI side, the perfect character to return structure to a shaky team. And we are advised this is a more relaxed and thoughtful Labuschagne currently: a simplified, back-to-basics Labuschagne, no longer as maniacally obsessed with minor adjustments. “It seems I’ve really simplified things,” he said after his hundred. “Not really too technical, just what I should make runs.”

Naturally, few accept this. Probably this is a fresh image that exists entirely in Labuschagne’s mind: still endlessly adjusting that method from dawn to dusk, going further toward simplicity than any player has attempted. Like basic approach? Marnus will take time in the practice sessions with trainers and footage, thoroughly reshaping his game into the simplest player that has ever existed. This is just the quality of the focused, and the quality that has long made Labuschagne one of the deeply fascinating cricketers in the cricket.

Bigger Scene

Maybe before this highly uncertain England-Australia contest, there is even a sort of pleasing dissonance to Labuschagne’s constant dedication. In England we have a squad for whom any kind of analysis, let alone self-analysis, is a forbidden topic. Go with instinct. Be where the ball is. Embrace the current.

In the other corner you have a player such as Labuschagne, a man terminally obsessed with the game and totally indifferent by who knows about it, who finds cricket even in the spaces between the cricket, who handles this unusual pursuit with precisely the amount of odd devotion it requires.

This approach succeeded. During his focused era – from the time he walked out to substitute for an injured the senior batsman at the famous ground in 2019 to until late 2022 – Labuschagne somehow managed to see the game with greater insight. To reach it – through sheer intensity of will – on a elevated, strange, passionate tier. During his days playing Kent league cricket, teammates would find him on the morning of a game positioned on a seat in a trance-like state, literally visualising each delivery of his time at the crease. Per cricket statisticians, during the first few years of his career a unusually large catches were missed when he batted. Somehow Labuschagne had intuited what would happen before anyone had a chance to affect it.

Recent Challenges

It’s possible this was why his career began to disintegrate the moment he reached the summit. There were no worlds left to visualise, just a boundless, uncharted void before his eyes. Also – to be fair – he began doubting his signature shot, got stuck in his crease and seemed to misjudge his positioning. But it’s all the same thing. Meanwhile his coach, Neil D’Costa, believes a attention to shorter formats started to undermine belief in his positioning. Encouragingly: he’s just been dropped from the one-day team.

Certainly it’s relevant, too, that Labuschagne is a man of deep religious faith, an religious believer who holds that this is all basically written out in advance, who thus sees his role as one of reaching this optimal zone, no matter how mysterious it may look to the mortal of us.

This approach, to my mind, has always been the primary contrast between him and Steve Smith, a inherently talented player

Michael Lawrence
Michael Lawrence

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